Message to people who make trophies: This is not ancient Greece. Or Rome. People don't run around naked at sporting events here. Also, a bunch of disembodied heads does not equal awesome. It's the stuff nightmares are made of.
** (No offense meant to the jocks of the world. I'm sure there are lots of jocks who are quite aesthetically skilled. So to those jocks: please step up and take the trophy-designing away from the meatheads. The world will thank you.)